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Jokes :

1. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar
   beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
2. Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
   Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.
3. Santa sote waqt 2 glass rakhte hain. Ek main paani aur ek Khaali. Why socho socho aur socho kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi.
4. Santa: Begum aj chicken bahot testy bana hai koi khas masala lagaya hai kya.?
   Wife: Nahi murgi jal gai thi to maine BURNOL lagai thi.
5. Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies,' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basn.
6. Restaurant Manager: ' Why are you looking worried?'
   Chef: 'There are lot of ants in soup and other cooked food. I do not know what to do.'
   Restaurant Manager: ' Don't worry. I will annownce that today we are having Chinese Food festival!'
7. A Girl to her boy friend
   Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
   Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
   Mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
   A Boy to his girl friend
   chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
   chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
   Mohabat agar ek se hogi hai, to hazaron ka kya hoga
8. Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
   Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

   Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.